OpenTelemetry with PHP is easier than you think!

Abstract

Do you want to know what your app did last summer? Introducing OpenTelemetry – the ultimate toolkit for tracing, metrics, and logs. We’ll kick off with a super-short history lesson (no snoozing, I promise!) and then jump straight into how-to’s and juicy demos that showcase the magic of real-time observability.
You’ll learn how to leverage automated tools to streamline setup, and discover the best OpenTelemetry clients and distributions. Whether you’re new to observability or looking to sharpen your skills, this session will leave you inspired, equipped, and maybe even laughing. Let’s make debugging fun again—see you there!
There will be memes 🙂